A Rare Christmas Edition Of The Lampoonist American, DAVE BAKER

By Dave Baker© 2010 ~Happily, the time of year when Christians turn the world into a wonderland of lights, color, music and pageantry, is with us again. Unfortunately, the air electrified with the spirit of good will and brotherhood energizes an evil force to whom the joy and happiness of Christmas trees and colors, American flags, Christian families and our little kids, are an anathema.   

 Last weekend, during their annual fund drive, the president of the Albany, NY chapter of The People’s Commie TV Network, Robert Altman, looked into the camera, with a wooden smile on his face and concluded his shilling for funds with a terse, “Happy New Year.” It was as cold and clammy as Chanukah night in Moscow’s Red Square. And, red lights started flashing and they were not, Christmas lights.  The rest here:   

We Inherited This Deficit From The DEMS, NOT Bush

I am no fan of the GOP. I dont know WHO could be.  But here is the proof.  The Dems have controlled the house since 2007.  Obama and the Communist-Democrat Party have lied to the American people by saying “BUSHS FAULT!” To this very day.. 

Story From Becky

Liar IThe Washington Post babbled again today about Obama inheriting a huge deficit from Bush. Amazingly enough,…… A lot of people swallow this nonsense. So once more, a short civics lesson:       Budgets do not come from the White House. They come from Congress, and the party that controlled Congress since January 2007 is the Democrat Party. They controlled the budget process for FY 2008 and FY 2009, as well as FY 2010 and FY 2011. In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused them to compromise on spending, when Bush somewhat belatedly got tough on spending increases. 
For FY 2009 though, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid bypassed George Bush entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running until Barack Obama could take office. At that time, they passed a massive omnibus spending bill to complete the FY 2009 budgets.  
And where was Barack Obama during this time? He was a member of that very Congress that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he signed the omnibus bill as President to complete FY 2009. Let’s remember what the deficits looked like during that period:    (below) 
If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the FY 2007 deficit, the last of the Republican budgets.  That deficit was the lowest in five years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending. After that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets. If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself. In a nutshell, what Obama is saying is I inherited a deficit that I voted for and then I voted to expand that deficit four-fold since January 20th.

When All Else Fails, Try ANOTHER Bush?! WTF….

 I will tell you, I opened up to the NY NAZI Times, and I see Jeb Bush, another sonofabush in their online paper. The first thought that hit me, is that they are going to run this Bush & he’ll probably win. We didn’t get enough from the first asshole, Bush 41, not enough from Bad borders Bush 43.  So, get ready for 45. When in the hell does this place become a REPUBLIC for which it stands?  I guarantee you that people will love this. The GOP or bust crowd will foam at the mouth with this one. 

Siblings stick together: Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush tells

I didn’t say it first, though. Dave Baker did: ANOTHER Son of a BUSH?  in January 2010. This just popped up 17 hours ago as well: Jeb Bush in 2012?‎ 

 Faces of the Fallen – President Jeb Bush 2012 Yes, I would have to say that Dave Baker’s assessment is right.  Jeb Bush, 2012. Great.  Borders WIDE open, Spanish becomes the official language, America becomes Amexica.

Read my lips: NO MORE BUSHES!


Another Son of a Bush?

No Thank You…. http://thelampoonist-american.com/

 [Traitor Bush and The Global Economy] The prevailing wisdom, that is if you infer wisdom in the same sentence when making reference to any Bush idiot starting with Bush Sr., and then, Junior, the former goofball in Chief, is that conservativism is dead. In fact, in enlightened neo-con circles and geniuses like Carl Rove is that, not only is conservatism a thing of the past, “conservatives are a pain in the ass” especially when it comes to exporting jobs, selling America’s infrastructure on the global market and keeping the border open. And they spent 15 years importing illegal aliens from Mexico, exporting strategic American manufacturing capabilities and outsourcing jobs and made it a self-fulfilling prophesy… Whether by mistake, deliberately or sheer contempt for the intellect of white Christian Conservatives, just like the Axlerod wing of Obomo’s administration, these morons pass up few opportunities to piss all over white Conservative America… In two posts recently printed in the Washington Times, Jeb Bush, the Fat Son of a Bush, I prefer “son of a bitch,” details why two generations of Bushes and the former jackass in Chief, Bush Jr. betrayed conservatives and this country, and Jeb joined in that he would finish off what’s left, that is if there is anything left after Obama… The first headline in the Washington Times contained this quote from the fat slob: “The Republican Party Will Never Again Win An Election Being Perceived As The White Guy’s Party,” and this gem a few weeks later, “Time To Leave Reagan Behind” removes all doubt regarding their evil agenda game and maybe why Reagan despised the Old Man [Bush] Even after Junior ran rough shod over our movement and lost his approval ratings and the House in the mid-term elections, Fatso Jeb Bush’s latest regurgitations reveals the Bush continuing contempt for conservatives which led to his leaving the White House with the Republican Party and country on the verge of smoldering on the trash heap of history…. And now you have the rest of the story….And, by the way, they, the Bushshies are betting that there are millions of dumb bells out there who would vote for another Son of a Bush, and they are right….

Author: Dave P. Baker ©2009