Things I Miss In America

I know.. I can’t get ‘up with the times’, but I implore you, what times are ‘good’ now? What is so wonderful? Computers, that have turned us all into reclusives? I miss America, very badly. The continued left wing assault on this nation has left me baffled, confused, and very angry.

When I was a kid, we played in forts, we were outside for hours at a time, playing baseball, running, walking to the bay- I lived in the Hamptons, L.I… Maybe it is childhood that I long for, however, I don’t think so. When you see the things I remember, you will also remember…

Sunday Mornings. Remember all of the kids getting dressed for church on Sunday Morning? I sure do, and secretly VERY envious. I went to a church a handful of times as a kid, and was only allowed to go if it was my best friend Mary’s Church, St. Mary’s.  The kids all dressed up, everything was closed on Sunday, and if it was not closed, it would close at 1 PM sharp. I loved the fact that people went to church.

Easter Sundays. I loved watching all of the little girls in new bonnets, in pinks, pastels, yellow, etc. We didnt have anything on Easter Sundays in my home, just a big dinner, or we went out to eat, because we were very involved with our communites and friends. So, at least when we got to go out, I got to dress cute 😉 I loved hearing the church bells chime on Easter Morning.

I miss the Soda Fountains in town. We had one called the “Tuck Shop”, I always had a butter pecan cone, sugar cone. I remember this one am, we were with my Mom and we were having a 25 cent Hot fudge Sundae. Yummy. You all remember the Woolworths? Remember they had the Soda fountains, and you could get a hot dog for 50 cents? Sitting at the coffee bar? Fun….

The Ol chicken on Sunday night and Fish on friday night. Classic.. Always trying to find a way to make the chicken taste better. I remember when Shake-n-Bake came out, oooo, Yummy! There were NO chicken Mc Nuggets back then, you had to use your cooking imagination.

I LOVED Christmas around the block, lights everywhere! Gorgeous. My Nana couldn’t care less if we were a bunch of Jews, we always had a great tree. We celebrated just about every single holiday- it just didn’t have the same meaning, probably as the other kids, BUT, we had Christmas nonetheless! People seemed to be more into the spirit of the holiday, it was an American thing.  It was not about who had the biggest ‘toy’, it was about sharing, singing, etc..

FireworksFireworksJULY 4. July 4 on Long Island was MAGNIFICENT. It was not just a light show, and noise as it is now, it was plain old patriotism. Kids dressed in red, white and blue. People weeping out of love of country. Crying when we heard the National Anthem. It was not about “BBQ” It was about REMEMBRANCE of a great nation, and the price our ancestors paid for it.  YES, we waved the flag, YES we had parades that were awesome, YES it was great.  Southhampton had an exceptional parade when I was a young gal.

Remember getting that new car in your family? It was exciting watching the adults picking out the best car they could find. We had so many cars, but only one at a time. We had a 57 Thunderbird, Novas- remember the Nova? HA! How bout the Etsel? In 1974, My Nana had gotten a Granada. We all pretended it was a Mercedes Benz laugh

The DIME STORE.  I LOVED the Five And Dime! All kinds of cheap little toys. You could get really cheap jax, Cracker Jacks, candy, etc. The only Dime store they have now is that crappy Dollar Store, which is NOTHING like the Dime Stores of the old days.

Well, jot YOUR memories, I have too many to count!




Obama Woman Survives A Shot In The Head..

Woman shot in the head
    Linda B***, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed  that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very  strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an  hour.
    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.  
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
    Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

I Wish I Was Barbie…

She has the body, the looks, the money, houses, cars, she is gorgeous & tall. 

 Bob Mackie, Oscar De La Renta, Georgio Armani, even Christian Dior have Dressed her. She never gets old, never dyes her hair, Her face is always fabulous looking, her eyes are always different colors..  She has all the perfect curves.. And she had Ken, Elvis, even when I was young, she had GI Joe.

   She has played every single part imaginable; My Fair Lady, Jeannie, Lucy, Cher. They have even dressed her up as a Monet painting. She has no psychological problems, no depression, and no change of life..

This is one lucky b*tch, if you ask me.

Hairdo’s Then, Mop-Heads Now

I think a lot, I think about times that were simpler, prettier, easier and flat out, not so f-d up as they are now. My Grandmother used to tell me, when I was in my 20’s, to “FIX YOUR HAIR!” & “A Womans Glory Is Her Hair”  She had a point, I figured. She would say….Back in my Day…….  You all know, that old speech.. So, I thought I would put this together to see how we ‘progressed’ as women/men-people…..

  1920’s was a time of the tight curl, close to the head, women wanted to be free of the heaviness of hair from the Victorian hairstyles. Back in that day, it was thought to be masculine, now, they are cute.

NOW-, here’s the KICKER on this post, YOU have the fun, YOU figure out the decade & the Lady! Find the MOPHEAD, Write down each one-see if you can figure out who is who.


Write Them Down, in the Order they Appear:

Hope YOU Have Some FUN

Woman Sets Her Hair On Fire, & Wins “Village Idiot Award”

woman with star animationWoman accepts ‘Village Idiot’ award for setting hair on fire

A woman whose hair caught fire when her hairspray-coated follicles ignited as she lit a cigarette is now a southern Indiana town’s reigning…
What the hell is happening in this world! My Goodness gracious.. Setting hair on fire? THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
I Did This, Because I am SICK of Obama getting ALL the attention!

Lets Pretend It’s Saturday Morning Again, & Everything Is Back To Normal..

 (I know its Sunday, BTW) Saturday AM, when I was young, we watched the Little Rascals, Looney Tunes, and Shirley Temple.  We also watched “Creature Feature”  – There is no sense of normalcy, so, I tried to remember something that might make you all feel normal again.  I hope you enjoy the few Y.T.’s I chose and pictures and maybe you will feel good today. I pray.

The Mad Jewess


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Be careful what you wish for – the right to bear arms means that everyone can bear arms.”

“We will be fighting you to the death.”

“I’m so glad that I saw Rachel Maddow. She’s brilliant. She’s absolutely fantastic. And her diagnosis of the ills of the American right are so right on. I mean, basically, what you’re doing is just saying no. You’re like belligerent children. You have no concept of how hard people have worked to get this together, and to make sure that we win. We WILL win, and will continue. That’s why Obama got elected.”

“We are now organized. We will show up at your town meetings, and your town halls, and trust me, it’s a force to be reckoned with.”


This DO*CHE BAG knows not her place. 

This is what feminism has brought men– misery. 

 This is a useless, BI-POLAR, dreamer, TW*T, that expects US to pay for her FAT F*CKING A$$.


If someone finds this Feminazi-THUG Monster, bring her to me, I dont need a gun, I will beat the sh*t out of the smug-a$$ Bolshevik. THAT is what a hard-core BOLSHEVIK Feminist from Brooklyn, NYC sounds like, I will kick your FAT A$$- lady.

No Problemo. 

 I CHALLENGE you to an Arm Wrestle, if I win, which I WILL, you get to have a one-way trip to Haiti.

Even black people are SICK of this SH*T, using them for POLITICAL gain.

Remember your place, B*TCH, you are inciting MEN. You are nothing but a FEMALE, in the Muzzie World, you are as useless as a DOG.

LOL–Wimpy, ugly, she-beast, MARXIST Crum.


Imagine this TREACHEROUS Jezebel LOSER facing a firing squad of Former Military MEN, her SUPERIORS!!




It’s Nazi Pelosi’s Birthday~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY B*TCH! � Pelosi Celebrates 70th Birthday With Health Bill Signing, Cake.

Take a nice Slap, from WE THE PEOPLE.


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