Soooo, My David and I went to the party. The one daughter was so happy that we were there. BUT, there is always a BUT with a liberal. The mother-She has the misfortune of having a far left-wing nut for a daughter, (you know the type; Obama-voter, hairy pits, no deodorant, and a long haired hubby-monster with minimal teeth..) -Anyhow…I tell her, “Hello, I am here!” excitedly, like the ‘tolerant’ dumb conservative I am, never seeing the lions den before me.
She, or rather IT, says; “HURRY UP!! GET UP THERE, GO FIRST OR LAST, BUT JUST DO SOMETHING, FAST!” I said, “We just walked in the door, and we are headed up there now.” She replies; “I KNOW, I AM A NAZI, just hurry up, and BTW, only 2 songs, JUST HURRY UP!” ~TWO TIMES she did this and then I finally replied; “Don’t worry, we’ll hurry up, and then get the hell out of here” she then, changed her tune….a little… Too late. I sang “Heard it through the Grapevine, and Jerry Baby” And then unplugged the unit after the 2 songs, and started packing. This was embarassing, to say the least, not just to me, but everyone around me and us.
This poor, pathetic, whining, bitch had nothing but the famous insincere apologies. Her mother was so upset at her rudeness. My mother came running up, “You must sing ‘Crazy!'”, I said; “No, Mom, no deal, we came here to GIVE and we got dumped on.” My mother walked me to the gate, and said “I feel so bad!” I replied…. “Really, Mom, what can you expect from a liberal?”
That is a liberal for you; RUDE, obnoxious, fascistic, pushy, insincere, selfish, domineering, ugly, smelly and a determent to sane society.