McRomney – McCain Redux By The Lampoonist American

“The LampoonistAmerican

 Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity…
The geniuses orchestrating ‘fail safe‘ Romney non-campaign have the Obama’s masters of propaganda, his commie attack brats licking their chops…
Can’t blame them, they have fashioned a [McCain] campaign portraying him as the gutless, one dimensional, smarmy phony that he is…Seriously folks, anybody calling the America-hating Obama “a patriot who just has the wrong ideas and failed policies” is a phony.
We all remember the master stroke when the McCain non-campaign brought the charismatic Palin on board and his numbers sky rocketed…McCain could have rode her coat tails into the White House..
Then Palin made the uber-mistake, she attacked Obama and was flayed, eviscerated, assassinated turned into a buffoonist by the pacifist Rovist’s master campaign strategists…And ruined her career and her massive popularity.
The cabal of razor sharp psychopaths running Obomo’s propaganda machine have found their formula, they have succeeded in flaying and cutting Romney ribbons.
How you ask? When the opposition, in this case Romney is out on the campaign acting like the gutless one dimensional fop that he is, Obama’s attack brats are all too happy to help…..
In any event, as long as Romney continues to portray the criminal rogue administration and their circus carnival barker, the jackass Obama, as benign failures, it McCain all over again…
db C. 2012

A Rare Christmas Edition Of The Lampoonist American, DAVE BAKER

By Dave Baker© 2010 ~Happily, the time of year when Christians turn the world into a wonderland of lights, color, music and pageantry, is with us again. Unfortunately, the air electrified with the spirit of good will and brotherhood energizes an evil force to whom the joy and happiness of Christmas trees and colors, American flags, Christian families and our little kids, are an anathema.   

 Last weekend, during their annual fund drive, the president of the Albany, NY chapter of The People’s Commie TV Network, Robert Altman, looked into the camera, with a wooden smile on his face and concluded his shilling for funds with a terse, “Happy New Year.” It was as cold and clammy as Chanukah night in Moscow’s Red Square. And, red lights started flashing and they were not, Christmas lights.  The rest here:   

The Most Fantastic Event That Ever Happened On Limbaugh’s Show

Go to fullsize imageBY Dave Baker © 2010- from The Lampoonist American:

   I can’t remember if it was Hannity or Limbaugh, however, last week while in my car, I do remember the most insightful perspective on the low crawling Republicans yet aired anywhere…..And why was it on Limbaugh??? Because the gas bag was off and a guest host had Pat Cadell on for his views on the latest election…Pat Cadell is a “liberal”  pollster, political guru and pundit, life-long  advisor to Democrat Party…He is a patriot and a liberal….Not a Communist, not a fascist, not a Marxist or an anti-American leftist, but he is a  “liberal” in his thinking… His assessment of the political situation in America is this: 

  This Obama government is a cadre of the most dangerous and evil, fascist Marxists rogues. They are Criminals elements of the worlds America hating power mad one world government and have this country in a vice grip is on the verge of collapse.
  And now the Republicans: A sufficient number of what is a comatose American public was awakened, rose up and threw the bums out in the last election…And the Republicans, you know who they are, Huckabee, Bush, Rove, Romney, Gingrich etc.,  fought this wave all the way…
  In this last election, the Republicans were dealt a “royal flush.”  And only the combination of their capacity through lack of vision, stupidity, gutlessness, their treason will squander this opportunity and throw America under the bus…Through sheer political cowardice, they wouldn’t attack a mouse much less take on the the Bolshevik enemies in the country. They will betray us,  they will cooperate with Obama and get their lunch eaten, they will betray the Tea Party and force them to compromise and continue to make back door deals with Obama.   Cadell said: Never underestimate their ability through sheer stupidity and cowardice to turn victory into mush and flush it down the toilet…And when they do as they always do, and make compromises with Obama criminals, bet your ranch on Obama regaining his position and winning in 2012…  Happy Winter Break…

Minorities & Bolshevik Brigades are Feasting on the Stupidity of White American Fools

By Dave Baker~ Author, Writer © 2010

Terrified of touching the PC Third Rail, they cower at the first hint of the  America-hating brigades squatting down behind the PC “firewall” and lobbing speech code accusations at them. Now that the Bolsheviks have formed an unholy alliance with the Muslim Jihad, add them to the third world invasion, Mexicans burning American flags, raping and murdering, not to mention the epidemic of rampant state sanctioned black racism and violence..               

McCarthy was right, “there IS a RED Menace,” and the prime movers are Jews. Start with Soros and work your way back to the first Holocaust, the one in which they killed 25,00,000 souls in Mother Russia. You’re  next.. 

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Government by Negro – A Little Bio of the Scrambled Egg-Headed, African-Arab, Thug, Gangster, Jackass in Our White House

  Despite the role played by the America-hating, Jewish Bolsheviks calling the shots in the Democrat party, which by the way, is now, the de-facto Communist party, foremost as to  how and why this surly, insolent, anti-Christ wound up in our White House has always been on the white American morons who for 50 years didn’t give a sh*t and  made it all possible.

  Even dumber if that’s possible, are the dopes who voted for Obomo. I play golf with a bunch of Hibernians, habitual, knee-jerk, Democrats, stooges who during the elections chortled, O’Bama is not black, he’s probably half Irish, he’s our guy.”                                               

  I won’t ask these morons how they like their Irish President now, because most are still morons, and, who will they get mad at? Me of course.

  Note that I left out the America hating Kommie cretins who voted for him anticipating orgasms as he and the devil’s advocate, Rahm Emanuel, consign America and Americans to the fires of hell. Let’s face it, without the collective apathy, stupidity and plain laziness of America’s mainstream culture, there would not have been an Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, Sluts in the City and the Bolsheviks would be a an asterisk in the annals of America’s political history. And, the surly, nasty, racist Negro would never been anything more than a 2 bit Acorn crook in a Chicago precinct. Correction: he still is a 2-bit crook.  Read The Rest:  Author-Dave Baker © 2010