We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
When he had finally had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”