A Dad’s Response To A Crazy Teen…

A Dad’s Response To A Crazy Teen… 
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
Every time the teenager would look up, he would find my dad staring every time.

When he had finally had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid

Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”


What I find funny about this, is that we did this in the 80’s. We did it first, and we did it ugly. 

These kids today think they are original…