So…What have women invented? And how does a REAL ‘feminist’ BE a true feminist?

 One has to sit and think about this- I mean as a woman, just what have we invented? And how does a real feminist be true? I will show you how a real feminist can be true.  She can start by getting rid of things that ‘evil man’ has invented.

All of the DVD’s must be thrown in the ashcan, a man invented it, along with the DVD player.

Throw out the T.V. next, a man invented that as well.

 That computer MUST go!!! Before anything, evil ‘whitey’ man invented that too.

Another EVIL man invented the car, so, JUNK IT!

 Cannot have a radio, a man did that too.  WTF!! What am I going to do as a feminist?

I better trash my phone.. how am I going to talk to my friends and gossip like a typical female?

 The Ipod too? What in the hell? EVIL man invented that too.

Now, wait a minute!! I found something that a WOMAN invented?! Yes, I did! I better do something—fast!  In the 60’s, the feminists marched and their ‘big statement’ was to burn their bras and not wear bras!  I must tell all of my Comrades to wear the BRA! Because a WOMAN invented a BRA!  

Face it, Darling  feminazi girls, when it comes right down to it, you aint done a whole helluva lot to make men so miserable.

Put your bras back on BITCHES!