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Why Do The Far Left Radicals Love Joe Biden?
Of course the Bolshevik leftists like Biden. He looked like a mental patient in need of psychiatric care.
All of you ‘Progressives’ are looney in need of massive psychotropic drugs, or lobotomies.
I hope, when Mitt Romney gets elected, he passes an exec order, pronto, spending at least a billion on new straight jackets from China to lock you crazies up.
CHANGE WE CAN ALL BELIEVE IN.
^Typical leftist. ^
A Dad’s Response To A Crazy Teen…
A Dad’s Response To A Crazy Teen…
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
Every time the teenager would look up, he would find my dad staring every time.
When he had finally had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
When he had finally had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
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Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
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In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid
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“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”
“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”
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HAHAHA…
What I find funny about this, is that we did this in the 80’s. We did it first, and we did it ugly.
These kids today think they are original…
The ZnFrankie show….yay! IF YA WANT A GOOD LAUGH, take a listen…=o)
ZnFrankie (joined by Trish) talk about things going on in America and beyond and the false prophets and their PROPHECY SMACK in the Christian community-the far right Christian community, (there are quite a few, believe me)….. This is NOT proselytizing though, it’s a comedy/news/current events/music show…that is what is so good about it……Everyone on here is a free thinker and think outside the box (like me).
Joined by Trish, they insert some humerous rantings and ravings. Frankie discusses his disillusionment of the Americana he once knew…Trish says there is still hope. WHAT DO ALL OF YOU THINK? Zeph chimes in with some music he is working on ALL the music on this show is his, very good…..and how many of us just sit and do nothing, while our country goes into the toilet. Oh, and let’s not forget Frankie’s survival coffee making tip.
Take a listen…..you might like it…CAUTION: Un-Censored and a few Christianity jargons thrown around, but these guys are great….
Don’t be afraid to laugh, it’s OK!!!!!!!!!!!!
<a href="http://zephreport.podOmatic.com" style="text-decoration:none; color:gray" title="The Zeph Report“>The Zeph Report
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